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March 13, 2018

‘Satisfactory’ Alpha Sign Up and Teaser Trailer

Do you remember that stupid fucking game from a few years ago with the goat and stuff? These people were a part of that process. Don’t let that influence watching this teaser video.

Coffee Stain Studios has managed to keep all information on Satisfactory under wraps. I think the teaser lives up to the name. After watching that lizard act like a pupper, I actually feel pretty satisfied.

You can literally add a dog to anything and the crowd will go wild.

You can sign up for their Alpha at . The Alpha will “probably” begin in May, but a humorous sign up page prepares for the worst.

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