ORION: Prelude is Still the Worst Game Ever Made

Last year, Basher convinced me to play ORION: Dino Horde during the free weekend claiming it to be something that we might have fun doing. We did not, the game was terrible.

A year later, ORION had another free weekend and it was my turn to convince him to play it. ORION: Prelude (formally ORION: Dino Horde and originally ORION: Dino Beatdown) is still the worst game ever made.

Last year it was just bad. This year, they know they’re bad and they think they’ve made it good.

Maybe it was because the game is only 99 cents that people gave it better reviews. Maybe there’s something we’re missing and people have seen a huge improvement in the game. Maybe people legit like playing shit games. Either way, everyone is out of their mind crazy because it’s still the same crap that we had to force ourselves through a year ago.

Here’s a few of our game play videos.

Part 1: Getting used to the game all over again. But wait, how has it changed?

Part 2: More of the same

Part 3: Rampage mode. Where you can play a dinosaur. Not as cool as it sounds.